Yes. It’s easy.

If you get an accidental teddy bear vagina cake to enliven your christening, you have been given a GIFT! A gift! Write them a nice thank you note and chill.

The phrase “vaginal crease" is more awkward than that cake will ever be.

Never apologize for this. Never.

No you’re not. And you shouldn’t be.

I downloaded this so fast my thumb broke.

You’ll know if your food is not right after the first bite. It’s cold, it’s burnt, it’s over-cooked, it’s under-cooked, whatever. I need to know right away if it’s ok so I can make it ok if it’s not. It also makes the other people in your party uncomfortable for them to be eating while you sit there with a bad plate…

My restaurant requires we check in after 2 bites. But I will say their are plenty of people who need it bc you go back to check and they forgot they needed hot sauce or a1 sauce or more napkins.

When my kid was little, he would have thought that was the best mix up ever! He was a strange kid, though. His favorite movie at age six was The Ring, and at seven, he asked us to take him to see Fahrenheit 911. Or maybe we were just terrible parents.

Right? I now want to see this movie, but only if there is a theater full of children. And I never want to be in a theater full of children. How is this the 3rd one and I’ve never heard of it, AND it looks kinda good. I LOVE horror movies. Did even when I was a kid. I guess my parents should retroactively sue a bunch…

Shoot, this story made my day! My icy black heart hath been filled with glee!

well, at least it wasn’t Inside [porn star’s name here].

Probably would’ve been the same amount of crying for both movies, tho.

I laughed so hard at this that I fell off the bed.

I KNOW. Glamorous graduate school life? They’re also going to need some footage of me eating ramen in a shithole studio apartment, and, like, renewing my glamorous bus pass.

Wow, some of her other posts on this are really heartbreaking:

I swear there was a huge uptick when the schools got out. Call me old fashioned but I used to spend my summer vacations trying to make out with people, eating popsicles and throwing rocks in lakes. KIDS THESE DAYS

The trolls have certainly shown up in force to this article already. Ugh. Fuck them, and fuck lazy thiefs like Zak Arctander, Richard Prince, and so many others.