I don’t think I have ungreying power but I freaking love your name.

I guess Uncle Jesse forgot his big sister, Pam, was KILLED by a drunk driver!

Yeah, when they tell you not to fly with a sinus infection, they are not joking; I flew home from college one Christmas with a bad cold, and by the time I got there, I had lost most of my hearing. I’m not sure what I did to my eardrums, but it was the most pain I’ve ever been in. I will forfeit the cost of a flight…

But will it be as good as “A Dog Took My Face and Gave Me A Better Face To Change The World : the Celeste Cunningham Story”?

Brilliant

I used to be able to name every nut that isn’t a nut. It used to drive my mother crazy. She’d say, “If you don’t stop naming all the nuts that aren’t nuts...” (and the joke was, we lived in Pine Nut.) She’d hear me in the other room - “Brazil nut: not a nut. Cashew nut: not a nut. Almond: not a nut. Manila nut: not a…

How lady get hired

I do know a woman who named her daughter ‘Nevaeh.’ And yes, she is just the kind of person you would imagine her to be.

Can confirm. I think it has to do with the backwards music devil messages.

(why did i say workmate wtf i’m californian)

Yeah, as far as I know that’s solid Christian if anything, like naming kids Nevaeh. Google brought up nothing but the backwards-records thing.

Woman of the Year! P&R and 30 Rock are two my favorite shows, so it was comment + username magic for me.

This reference is amazing and your username is also amazing.

I have no idea what anything I’m this article is talking about/implying.

You can watch the last five or so minutes but otherwise no, it’s not a linear story.

Clue one someone is up to no good: they’re carrying an ice pick in a climate where ice is typically only found in cube form.

In FLORIDA??

And in the summer in Florida, too. I can understand having an ice pick if you live in, like, Alaska, but what was this guy’s excuse?

You know, iced up windshields, right?

Meh, that’s how I was with my seats in classes in college. I always liked a seat in the row closest to the door, near the back. If anyone was ever in my seat I’d choose one close, but in my head I would be screaming I’VE BEEN SITTING THERE FOR THIRTEEN FUCKING WEEKS WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ROT IN THE DEEPEST…