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It’s totally an instrument of violence! I would be terrified of this man if I lived in that place!

Hey, we also have beaches... And... Beaches.

I’m ashamed of this but sometimes I get a little territorial about "my" bike at spin class.

One of my top memories in Paris was eating a hot, gooey Nutella and banana crepe on a cold day, in the garden of Notre Dame, while reading “The Hunchback of Notre Dame” (from the Shakespeare bookshop). #winning

Are you from the US and seeking delicious crepes that are “just like Paris” but much cheaper? Let me introduce you to Quebec City, Quebec, Canada and their many creperies. My particular favourite was Casse Crepe Bretagne on Rue St. Jean in old Quebec. This restaurant was founded by 4 young women who do everything from

Why can’t they just leave a banana peel at Jim Morrison’s grave, as we did, when we were young.

I’ve read so many comments from people on Facebook about how they’ve since broken up with the person they placed their lock with/for. So public property, an important historic resource, is being destroyed for people’s passing relationships.

I'm going to Italy for my honeymoon. Pretty sure I will not be able to fit into my clothes by the end of the trip. Note to self: pack muumuus.

This might be too much squee.

He was playing Pierce Brosnan.

What a great, strange time to be a family pet.

i won’t be able to watch this movie because actresses are false idols.

Thomas J. Whitmore as played by Bill Pullman in the documentary Independence Day.

He is the best thing about that show, I think.

This is like the only show I’ve seen in the last decade that makes me actually LOL.

(Also, I want Jared/Donald/O.J. to be my boyf. (I mean, he fucks.))

::the cries of a thousand whiny MRA man babies come together in unison::

Went to a Christian school for K-12 and had MANY classmates who weren’t allowed to watch Disney films because they had “magic”. Harry Potter was also forbidden, of course, and senior year my classmate and I spent soooo much time trying to get our journalism teacher to let us name our fledgling school paper The Daily

Girl, get out my head! I was rolling my eyes so hard, I must have looked possessed when I initially read the article thinking...jeez, these crazy people and their ‘witchcraft’. But real talk...Voodooism, Shamanism, Santeria, etc all have/had their place. No one is saying practice (although, do you I guess??) but