I'm going to stand up for my fellow orderers of fatty foods and Diet Cokes. I do not order Diet Cokes with my bacon cheeseburgers, Philly Cheesesteaks, and other such bastions of all that is unhealthy because I think the Diet Coke is what shall save me from experiencing cardiac arrest before I'm 50. I order a Diet…

About two years back, deathvalleyconsort and I went to a friend's birthday party dressed as Daria and Trent. At a party of 30 people, 2 people knew who we were. In that moment, I wasn't just dressed as Daria, I became Daria. And, that party became my Brittany.

She thinks she has enough support to even get into the primaries? She doesn't even have a dog to stand on.

More and more I feel like the CIA twitter feed is the ultimate (government sanctioned) troll.

" how can you trust scientists after that whole mess with the Brontosaurus"

The best face I've ever seen anyone make is the one my Catholic father made when I finally screamed "I DONT BELIEVE IN GOD". Trust me, it's soooo worth it.

Are you me?

[M]ost men would rather be raped than cuckolded

he lost his hat!

Tapatio FTW.

Wow. What a one-sided article. The vote spam is actually about ethics in games journalism.

Did you mean to call her genitals her gentles? Cause that is now my favorite genital euphemism ever!

Typical HuffulePuff Hat

One of my favorites was the time a young lady asked me for areola sauce. How I kept my face composed, I'll never know. I just nodded, relayed the request to the kitchen who needed some comic relief on a busy Friday, and promptly delivered her aioli.

Maybe the Pastafarians are actually pretty close, but it just isn't spaghetti.

Maybe you want to downsize or even experiment with a shared rental.

According to Alan Elliot of Baby Moses Dallas, the way to prevent miscarriage is simply by carrying the child to term.

The more I cringe while watching clips from the original series, the more I'm looking forward to watching the movie. Some friends are coming around with tequila, so it's going to be good. I'm like this:

What is going on here?

It never gets old!