I'm so sorry, Britney. No one deserves this. I hope this helps in some way.

Glitter is craft herpes.

I love how the description of the pink curtains is just a definition of what a curtain does.

Why aren't tasers used more often in situations like the one in Ferguson?

Yep. Spoilers!

Also did anyone else get super into figuring out that riddle???

Religions need more people like her. Sadly, they just force them to leave which is why these fucked up institutions will never change.