oh god that Berenstein/Berenstain Bears thing messed me up for days. Thanks for reminding me we’re in an alternate reality.

True, but presidential candidates should probably be able to.

my vote would be for Trump to take a citizenship test. I would SHOCKED if he could pass it.

I don’t know what is, but probably???

It’s like someone stuck a picture of my mom on a (cork)board in a design meeting and asked their team, “what ugly thing would this lady buy?”

Ha, I should have scrolled down farther because I just posted something similar upthread.

The only thing I find surprising about this particular horrifying interview is that he’s implying Ivana cooked dinner for him before he gave her a job. That can’t be right, right? They definitely had a chef.

I doubt most women suddenly start considering abortion as a potential choice after they found out they’re pregnant. Abortion likely became a consideration as soon as they became sexually active, at least as a thought experiment.

definitely the darkest timeline

so far in this nightmare of an election, the best moments (the moments that make you actually smile) have come from unlikely places; tic-tac, skittles, aviation authorities, newspaper legal teams.

I’ve used this move on creepy bosses, does that count?

There was a brief moment during a side-by-side shot while trump was “speaking” where Clinton made a wtf face (because what he just said was incoherent). It was just a flash, but it was beautiful, perfect, and it made me laugh.

WTH? This is not ok.

Even 2016 should be ashamed of this.

while this fiasco will likely be great for Hillz (Yay!) Having to hear the word pussy in connection with the trumpster fire so many times today is suuuuuuuper grossing me out.

what the hell??!! Did you go to school in Soviet Russia?

But a Smurf can hope.

I imagine that after he blew up the biology class room he still failed biology, too bad it wasn’t Chemistry.

A Mountain Lion threat sounds a thousand times more bad-ass than a bomb threat.

I know.