They wouldn’t lose anything to admit that this psycho was racially motivated. However, they gain a lot of traction with their wackadoodle viewers when they turn it into a war on christians. Christians (I know #notallchristians) have this weird persecution complex and they love to feed it.

If I’m being honest, when I saw she was the guest I groaned a little. I wasn’t super enthused about it. but then I listened to it anyway because it’s just a quiz show- and you know what? she was not terrible, I enjoyed the segment for the most part.

When I was in High school I took a trip to mexico with some church friends. While I was there I got a terrible sinus infection and woke up with one of my eyes swollen shut. This was terribly embarrasing! I had to ride in the back of a “collectivo” (which is basically just an open air truck that functions like a bus)…

I am actually SHOCKED that ‘Hot Broads’ isn’t already a movie!

I was raised Christian and I’m seriously thanking the FSM right now that I don’t know anyone who named their kid Nevaeh.

And Barbie reaches her last fuckable day.

“But we didn’t want to see legna. It is angel spelled backwards and anti-christian groups sometimes spell christian words backwards so it made us uneasy.”

Having pets (or small children I suppose) should excuse you from the hate I think. Heat stroke is really common for dogs and humidity only makes it more likely. If I didn’t have AC my poor dog would probably have to spend 3 months hanging out in a bathtub filled with ice cubes.

Thanks! No one has commented on my username before, it’s from a Parks & Rec episode.

It’s from an episode of 30 Rock

Between the fires, falling facades/industrial sized AC units, and people being pushed onto the subway tracks, I’m beginning to feel like this city is making a deliberate effort to either expel me or straight up murder me*

Then let us not forget Kristen Wiig’s first and most important lifetime movie

Considering you’re a Fake doctor, this makes for a terrifying statement. :P

9 months for me and it’s starting to wear me down. Though I suppose there are worse things that could happen to me.

This is off topic but I think I may have to start campaigning to be ungreyed. I want to be one of the cool kids, I want to sit at the grown-up table! I want to have snarky conversations with the fabulous people that comment here but it’s hard to do when you are languishing in the greys :( What do I do? How long until…

I think you’re probably fine unless you are also wielding an ice pick.

Club Florida has everything; bingo, tire slashing, ice picks, old people getting territorial over chairs, and feuds.

and Chocolate croissants... mmmm and breakfast bread baskets with butter and jam while drinking coffee and people watching.

It would be worth it. You would not regret those 20lbs

I’m feeling cynical today so my first thought was- who cares? most of those couples probably already broke up anyway so meh. Why are people wasting time in Paris doing this anyway? Don’t they know there are crepes to be eaten? Crepes with nutella and peanuts???