“That was one of the least inane questions I’ve ever been asked at one of these things”

Pop would love this kid.

damn. I clinic escort sometimes and I haven’t seen them use car alarms before, probably because it would interfere with them trying to convince people that they have an adoptive family lined up and waiting...

There are no NHL franchises in the locations you speak of.

Seriously, though: empirically, it’s lower scoring, and while we’re not quite at a pre-’05 lockout clutch-and-grab game, as a lifelong NHL fan I’m starting to get a little bit bored again. The league keeps trending that way, and it’s been like that for awhile…

P.S. Are we REALLY going to go the “Cindy” route? Really? I’m not going to direct this at the person in question, because quite frankly he seems a little unhinged and desperate for attention, so I’ll just appeal to anyone who happens to read this to please fuck off with that sexist (and tired; come on, that shit’s…

He’s gonna be out for weeks? If he was in the NBA he wouldn’t have even come out of the game.

True story - I went to Northeastern when Jose Juan (that’s what we called him in the good old days) was there. I got in an elevator at my dorm one day and he steps in beside me. I was a stoner and thought it would be douchey to say anything, and was high as fuck so I just smiled when he came in.

It’s an ESPN video but it’ll be switched out; thanks.

Hate to keep spinning this record, but this new(?) video player is not working

The Phoenix Suns lost a tank battle to the Nets tonight

If anyone finds a modifier, please return it to the Deadspin headline writer since he misplaced his.

I did the same and found the actual quote in the article that much better. Kind of like when you have an idea what’s in your Christmas present but are surprised when it turns out better.

I did the same thing bruv. “If Charles Barkley were terminally ill, he’d kill Skip Bayless” I think that helps but it was ambiguous, yeah?

I read that headline as “Barkley would kill Bayless if Bayless was terminally ill.” I guess that would be better? Because Bayless was gonna die soon anyway?

If you told me radiation was bad because it hurt “corporations,” I would feel slightly friendlier towards radiation.

Having to sit out a year convinced him not to change schools.

sheesh...he didnt even coach them for a minute, man.

in fact, he stressed that there is no such thing as a profile of a workplace shooter because they basically share almost nothing in common.

This just reminds me of in major sports where in an attempt to keep big names or talent in the public eye cheaters are allowed back in despite serious offences.

“THIS JOE EMBIID, I CALL HIM THE LIBERTY BELL BECAUSE HE’S LARGE, IMMOBILE AND HAS A CRACKED BASE!”
-Jon Gruden