I don’t see how his job is tenable after this.

we’re eventually going to get the reason for the anonymous source outing Colangelo, and it is going to be so petty and stupid and beautiful. i will cry.

Bryan Colangelo being taken down by advanced statistical analysis of his burner Twitter accounts is possibly the best example of poetic justice that I have encountered in my life.

do you know how to read? if maddon believes in “old school” baseball rules, then he’d be cool with a pitcher headhunting the player who deserved it. in this case, rizzo deserves “old school” retribution.

He changed his pathway for the purpose of initiating contact. He is out 4 steps before he gets to the base. The fielder is a step and a half off the base. He runs inside the baseline, towards the fielder. He is not avoiding a tag or taking a more efficient route. He is looking to make contact with a fielder to benefit…

something tells me that these “old school” baseball rules will suddenly disappear from the cubs lexicon when Rizzo see’s a four-seamer coming at his head.

This is really sad. Please stop.

I love that corner three set up by Bell just casually doing a no look, between the legs pass. That’s some shit you try in grade school, inevitably smashing your own balls, causing you to collapse and nearly swallow your retainer.

A ban on plastic straws could be bad for disabled people that rely on the flexibility that bendy plastic straws allow.

Anyone who’d turn down a starting job to remain a backup clearly doesn’t have what it takes to win a championship.

I will never not be amazed that the Blazers convinced the Nuggets that they needed to sweeten the Nurkic pot with a first-rounder to get Mason Plumlee, who, btw, had 0 points on 0-4 shooting in 16 minutes off the bench tonight.

Dudes/gals on the Deadspin dev team... this is getting ridiculous. 550 requests for 25.75 MB to load up the damn homepage? Jeezus fuck. I realize it may not be dev’s fault, but may be a result of business decisions and third party advertising frameworks, but still. Someone needs to address that.

You must have forgotten 2013 when he fractured Aaron Rodgers collarbone, causing him to miss seven games and make the Bears think that their crappy team could actually make the playoffs until Rodgers came back to beat the Bears in Chicago on a blown coverage with less than a minute left in the game. This led to Lovie…

“The ceiling?”

I think she (assuming exile is a she) is correct though - pyramid schemes are more often targeted at women via social media, both because they’re a more likely target market for the products (which are often clothing and beauty products) and more likely to be stay at home parents who can be recruited via promises of…

Wait. What’s wrong with “Fuck no.”?

“And then you get six people to eat several over-sized dicks... and they get six people...”

“What’s a roof?”

Shit, that sucks. Though, if anyone should’ve been able to prevent having his company’s name leaked, you’d think it’d be the roof guy.

I believe his daughter if she says her father didn’t own a gun.