They were married at the time, and the wife participated in the abduction.

I was always told not to feed dogs people food.

Or the fact that 60% of dudes in construction (ladies too) are just there for a paycheck and could give fuck all about the job or company they work for until it’s gone.

why do people ALWAYS go with white people as their go-to analogy for what “working class” means?

Oh, unfortunately, we know exactly what they were doing.

I really appreciate when he does shit like this so I don’t have to feel so dumb for hating him.

When I was a teenager, I got it in my head that I would have either a baby or a husband, but not both because that would be too much work.

When Iginla was traded to the Kings, I texted the information to my dad. His response “He’s too fucking old.” I texted back “Dad, he’s my age.” His response “Well, you’re fucking old too.”

David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jets

The “new boyfriend” took a hell of a beating as well, and for all you know was suffering head trauma and couldn’t think straight. Take your victim blaming ass dafuck outta here. Seriously, if you haven’t been in that position, you have no idea what you would do. YOU might just curl up in the fetal position and suck…

I’ve found that anytime I don’t know a celebrity, there’s a 95% chance that it’s some YouTuber.

I literally have no idea who the “star” is in this gif.

Jared from Subway?

I’m not sure it’s the ticket revenue the NBA and its owners [really] care about, but the TV revenue. Sure, you could drop 8 games from the schedule, but aren’t all of the broadcasting partners going to then want 10% of their multibillion dollar payments back?

I don’t really think Rondo should be taking shots at Ray Allen over his decision but mainly just because I don’t think he should ever be taking shots.

The resemblance is uncanny...

I’ve been watching Sesame Street from the 80's with my daughter lately. I was surprised to see how effortlessly diverse it was. I didn’t notice as a kid or have context for why having a Puerto Rican woman running a fix it shop was important.

Mr. Lockerupagus

If at first you don’t secede, try, try again.

Well.. was still in the NBA.