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Doritos and Cabernet
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Most recent one was in 1996, fella named Bill Bailey in Delaware. Delaware still has hanging on the books as a method, though they haven’t used it since then. So do Washington and New Hampshire, as of 2014 anyway. Could’ve been repealed in any of the three since then, idk.

Game 6 was surreal. I get that McHale will never be thought of as a great coach, but I think it was one of the ballsiest coaching decisions to not go back to Harden when they started catching up.

You know what’s definitely protected me from viruses since I got it? Adblock.

Reading this, I’m so glad my dad doesn’t give a shit about anything I do.

If you want to get REALLY annoyed, free seed packets sent out by Sierra Club last year had almost exactly the same mix of seeds as part of a fundraiser. I got two of them. A group I belong to (the San Diego chapter of the California Native Plant Society) complained to the national Sierra Club and got blown off by a

Nope. Grew up Irish Catholic. There’s no way that is an Irish anything. We don’t forget the things that make us sad. We stew over that shit until our birthday and end up in a fistfight in the yard with Dad.

Female comics to check out thread right here!

I like Iliza Shlesinger, Ali Wong, Kathleen Madigan, classic Wanda Sykes (Sick and Tired), and, yes, Amy Schumer.

This is the first time I’ve ever heard of this person.

omg can you imagine if there’s another cold war and they blame a Jalopnik sub-blog for it

The worst words to hear while listening to a panel discussion is when the moderator goes, “Ok, we’re going to have to wrap this up but I have one final question for our panelists,” because that means another 20 minutes of yakking.

Excuse me, I have a two-part question and a comment...

Also here for the tank party...

That appears to belong to Jaguars backup QB Chad Henne, who played all of one snap in 2016—a kneeldown. Henne earned a cool $35.28 for his troubles. Don’t spend it all in one place, Chad.

There’s a quote from Mad Men where Pete says “Stable is that step backward between successful and failing,” and I think that sums up the decision to hire Bruce Arena pretty succinctly.

No, because he fucked it up with slow mo.

It wasn’t too soon for Gilbert Gottfried and it isn’t too soon now.

The Jets actually started recruiting Hightower while he was still a member of the Patriots by leaving a couple of cupcakes on his schedule each year.