Because even after he transitioned from young, potentially promising franchise quarterback to journeyman avatar of failure, there were still two contract extensions that were made because Jay just needed (excuse du season) removed from the equation and the Bears were a contender.

Meanwhile, one playoff season in eight…

And Alshon Jeffrey. That’s 3 pro bowlers plus a couple others on his line. Plus Martellus Bennett. He was not starved of weapons.

If he shits the bed? Have you had Chicago-style pizza?

I am a trust attorney and so I deal with people like Jim and Johnny all the time. They can get bent. People like them are the definition of “born on third and convinced they hit a triple.” If they want to do something with their property then maybe they should, you know, be successful independent of their inheritance.

Depending on the tone in which you read this it can mean different things.

“Taking roster sots from countless other minor league actual baseball players”
I didn’t realize the country had regressed so much in Trump’s presidency that one is now considered countless.

He’s not saying democracy is a bad thing, you fucking dipshit. He’s saying that sometimes democracy produces unfortunate side effects, such as the fact that dipshit xenophobes get to spout off about their dipshit xenophobic beliefs in a public forum. I’m sure HamNo fully understands that this is the price we have to…

Why did the PA crew play “Won’t Back Down” after that goal?:

He is also Jewish (his mom) and his Great-Grandfather is Chinese.

Yzerman was one of the best two way players ever. *drops gloves*

Some Christians do. Not all.

Penguin fans are just straight assholes. Its retired in Pittsburgh. Why the fuck do they care if someone in another city wears it? He was an absolutely amazing hockey player, but retired league wide... fuck that. It’s not like he crossed a color line or did something so amazing for hockey that no one else has done.

Really?

I’m OK with Gretzky having his number retired by the league but Lemeuix? What about Yzerman? Messier? Where does it end. Gretz is the GOAT and that’s that.

What’s hilarious to me is that they’re THE SAME GOD.

fucking Christians. You fuckers eat the “body and blood of Christ.” I am way more afraid of cannibals than I am of Muslims practicing their faith.

On the plus side, now the Muslims can find an alternative site for their place of worship that isn’t the shithole that is Bayonne.

Let’s also not forget all the ordinary horrible sports dads. The ones terrorizing little league diamonds and middle school gymnasiums from coast to coast.

Don’t worry — Deadspin loves asshole parents as long as they agree with Deadspin:

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”