It’s been done already.

How is taking an otherwise mediocre team to the playoffs on the strength of a triple-double season average suddenly NOT grounds for Most Valuable Player?

That would almost be a WWE script. If this was the WWE though Stern would bring out the trophy, talk about loyalty, passion, highlight reel games, teamwork mixed with individual results then turn and award it to Durant.

He’s a bad bad man.

I can only imagine the words coming out of folks’ mouths at Indian Wells.

Wrong. If she is an educated elite living in Cali or NY, her vote will count less than those living in shitty ass Oklahoma

I am a defense attorney and you are 100% correct. His attorney has an obligation to provide a full and professional defense. Anything else, like this social media garbage, is not required and reveals the person to be opportunistic garbage. My job is to defend my client against the legal charges in court. Not serve…

We’ll be here forever if we have to find Scot McCloughan by going through pictures of chubby, clearly-alcoholic Redskins fans

I agree but *If* Ben Simmons and Joel Embiid are healthy, the offense will be just fine. I’m sure that the offensive efficiency rating is way higher when Joel Embiid is playing. Justin Anderson may be an answer at the 2 *IF* his shooting gets anything close to his last year in college and Robert Covington, like…

“Way to burn yourself on the fryer again, genius.”

I want the story to end as well, but there comes a time when I lose interest. I read the Wheel of Time fanatically until they started to grind into endless microplots never moving forward toward conclusion. I gave up, moved on ironically to GRRM. When I say I don’t care if he finishes, I mean I literally do not…

“I didn’t expect that it would get to this point, so I guess this is a good problem to have, but it’s also funny to me that they care about this enough to take action,” Thurm said.

busTED!

Just name the new ones “Drunk RedacTED Talks”

YEAH! Keep Deadspin about politics, none of this vidyagame stuff!

“You got that?”

Inside the Jetta, Norris found several people.

“This way the poor will be well motivated to be born rich.” Fixed it for ya!

It’s also so Paul Ryan can have a clean conscience and say he tried his best when he’s jacking off to nude pictures of Ayn Rand.