Only if he played Lacrosse, too.

I had one job that I didn’t want to leave, but it didn’t matter to my employer.

I was fortunate, I guess, to watch this game in 199o at Seattle Center Coliseum (now Key Arena). The highlight is when the fan rips a stick out of the air and starts clubbing back.

In the case of Freidman and Brooks, a small but but powerful group of rich people who want to be told comforting fairy tales about how they are the modern super heroes and meaningful political engagement isn’t really necessary to solve the world’s problems.

Oh come on, his column couldn’t have been that ba...

Whaaa? Next you’re going to be saying that an upper-class white guy can’t write scripts that have an upper-class black guy playing a lower-class black guy saying the N-word every 4.5 seconds...

I’m so glad that the men who wrote the script were comfortable using a misogynistic insult and felt that it was not gratuitous! Thank you for letting me know that it is ok!!! My lady brain probably wouldn’t have been able to handle it otherwise!!!!

I was three paragraphs in before I realized that the answer to “How to punch a puncher” was not “join a union.”

Everyone. This happens constantly, and it’s particularly bad in hockey. It’s awful. The worst instance, though, is probably when FOX didn’t show the only pickoff to end a WS game in history because they were zooming in on people’s emotions in the stands.

For a bleeding heart, commie, pinko liberal, you sure can write about boxing.

HamNo’s boxing columns have singlehandedly gotten me to watch more boxing. Hard to understand and appreciate the technical aspects of the sport when few people are writing about them, and he’s out there breaking it down for readers.

At some point, you have to [air horn] distractions to [booming PA announcer hype man voice] and [Jock Jams cut] and [instructions to make some noise] kick in the nuts.

That’s exactly what I thought. I mean, Lyft has in-app tipping; did they try calling one instead? Or maybe they did but it was too far away.

You’d probably end up fighting people for money.

UFC fans do yourself a favor and at least DVR this fight tonight. It is free on CBS. This is going to be a good one.

I think the most intriguing thing in all this is that there’s a Yacht Club in Lawrence, Kansas...

I wonder exactly how much abuse toward women will be allowed in the name of a Naismith Trophy.

Man, fuck Kansas and fuck Bill Self.

Reminder that the difference between going 10 and going 20 last year was $5M. Perhaps more tragically it would be going to the Giants vs going to the Jets. But that last part doesn’t apply to this year.

Can someone help this young man? He seems to be suffering from amnesia.