doritomussolini
DoritoMussolini
doritomussolini

On the one hand, yes, it’s kind of classless to attempt that shot. On the other hand, who fucking cares? Why do sports have to be so sanctimonious all of the time?

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

+1 for “cromulent”

Comey, hands down. The FBI isn’t supposed to be politicized (which lol), but he had a duty that he ignored.

Despite what the NFL and Cowboys think, many believe this is McAdoo about nothing.

You’re comparing raping someone to flipping the bird.

Did your professor also have a string of pearls hung next to the article for people to clutch while they read it?

I hear Scott Baio’s gonna sing songs from his unfortunately named album, “The Boys Are Out Tonight.”

I will laugh so hard forever if it ends up actually being Ted Nugent.

There is a list for one of the inaugural balls and it includes DJ Freedom and a cover band called “The Reagan Years” which is something I would 100% spend five bucks to see at a shitty dive bar. http://www.allamericanball.com/entertainment/

Good god. What’s the big fucking deal. It’s just a finger.

Male swimmer sexually assaults a woman: “30 seconds of bad decisions should not ruin his life!”

Female soccer play flips the bird: “BURN THE WITCH!”

Got it.
Out of curiosity, if she wins...will she flip the double bird in court? I hope so.

Well, I mean, this wasn’t a minor offense that you wouldn’t want to ruin an athlete’s life over, like punching a woman in the face or raping them.

ETA: god I hate kinja.

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

We should probably blame white women. Not even being sarcastic.

Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

Ha ha, yeah, the original commenter doesn’t even realize ESPN is short for “español.”

One in hole!