My flatmate is an actress in a fairly high-profile film at Cannes this year, and she’s been sending me surreal texts about the whole experience of being there. It sounds MAD. Everyone is dripping with diamonds, nobody is sober, and a minor Monegasque royal politely invited her to suck his cock at a press breakfast…

And wouldn’t the same apply to an unwanted pregnancy that you were forced to carry to term?

At the end of my pregnancy, I kept having my doctor reassure me that the craziest things were “perfectly normal.” “Doc, I look like I’m walking on two enormous marshmallows instead of feet, I’m hungry all the time but can’t eat without severe heartburn, and I get winded walking more than ten feet. Also, I'm speaking…

Preach. I’m pregnant with my fourth child (yes, I’m crazy) and I keep going into my doctor with new problems and she’s like “Well yeah. That’ll happen.” Dude. I have read much and experienced much and I still don’t know shit. Tell people these things!

This information always makes me so fucking infuriated. You know what’s medically dangerous? PREGNANCY. With an abortion, you get some anesthesia and zip bop bippity pop, it’s done. With my C-section, they gutted me open, put my uterus and intestine on my belly, and then sewed it all back into place. I couldn’t walk…

Then it would be nice if the article actually credited the original artist and called it a cover, and not a “new song” from the forthcoming album.

And it is a pity, cause Fan Bingbing > everyone else at fashion, ever.

That vogue cover didn't even mention a single Chinese actress either despite the met gala being China themed. So whatever.

:3

I would never joke about cake, adultosaur.

wait ok but legit no takebacks

this is because not every celebrity’s mom is flawless perpetrator of such slayage and honestly, i think i love miss tina more than i love beyoncé, so. IF THAT ANSWERS YR QUESTION

i believe you but idk bb it did not play out well at all. like i kept reading it making a slightly upset, unsure face because i felt as if it was too cruel for jez to have put up, and there was a joke i was missing, but it was, unfortunately, absolutely something someone out there has written.

Ugh. I just get so frustrated with people sometimes. The pope is working to create real change in the church, and it drives me crazy when people just scream NOT ENOUGH, NOT ENOUGH, every time he does something in the progressive direction. These are positive, good things. Change in the Catholic Church takes time.…

That’s b.s. You and I can hate organized religion all you want. It’s not going away any time soon. Any progressive step is a positive step.

You’re probably right! I hated apples til I moved to New England at 17 and had my first crisp, perfectly ripe one that fall.... And I was fairly anti-tomato too, until my twenties when I first tried a fresh locally grown one from the farmer’s stand. Like most folks, I grew up on supermarket food & it’s honestly not as…

I’m allergic to tomatoes, potatoes and all other nightshades, people NEVER believe me.

I’d be really, really interested to see a trans woman do this. Because reasons. (I’ve always wanted to do one of these but have always been afraid to do it because, well, trans.)

“ the Satanic Temple has created a Religious Reproductive Rights Legal Aid Fund, which you can donate to right here.”