Similarly, I wish I could find 12W and 14W sizes. I have a large bust and thick middle; W sizes are usually cut in favor of that as opposed to a well-defined waist or a high waist-to-hip ratio.

And for the love of Pete, if they would just SAY "cut to be comfortable for full waists" or "cut to accommodate resplendent…

Your world, my world, everyone's world. Fashion hero, as if the rest of her resumé wasn't impressive enough.

I love that photo so, so, so much. And the vine of Blue dancing along on Jay's lap with him just bowled over by her cuteness.

Seriously; Granny's attitudes toward sex are pretty great this entire season. And I love that they gave her an intrigue-plotline of her own. (We're all just watching for Dame Smith anyway, right?)

How is this type of image taken? I've seen sonograms, and they basically look like TV before it was invented.

wait, wait, wait....

doesn't the fact that he had the presence of mind to cover cameras (Was aware of evidence being collected, and that that was a Bad Thing from his perspective?) invalidate this ENTIRE line of reasoning? Fucker was up to no good, knew he was up to no good, and proceeded.

I wouldn't kill him, because I'm not going to jail for the little sack of shit.

His name pronunciation makes me think of Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced "bouquet") from the old British show Keeping Up Appearances.

Smile Always to the rescue!

Plug-in for chrome; auto redirects ANY amazon link to the smile equivalent. (There is a similar plug in for FireFox, too, I believe.)

Lisa Bonet.

If you were any more badass, you'd be the love child of Patrick Stewart and Dolly Parton.

You know how capslock is basically obsolete? I think they should replace that button with a "sarcasm font" button. (We can all vote on what font should be the sarcasm font. Possibly comic sans; no one uses that in earnest, but it isn't going away...) That way, if you're being sarcastic, you use the font. If you…

In other news.. Hi, Karyn - are you new? If so, welcome!

What's it like to be a living, breathing stereotype?

Right?? Feinstein can take her hypocritical, profiteering ass for a flying leap, but Boxer? Please let Boxer not be really retiring. I'm OK if she wants to stop running for election, but some kind of advisory capacity, a cabinet position... something.

For your shitty week, I offer a choose your own adventure:

You've not asked for advice, and you've said you're doing couple's counseling, so I hesitate to say this....

The last truly subversive thing he did was to become fat (circa 2009, if I recall correctly.) The public (and critical) reaction was *actual* shock and disgust (predictably) - which he did not handle well - because as much as he would like us all to believe otherwise, he gives a LOT of fucks what people think.

You'll…

Hooray!