SHE’S HEADED TO AVCLUB HQ WITH A GD SWORD.

Ummmmmm............ where in the hell is Queen of Bops Carly Rae Jepsen? “Party for One” was the new single released late 2018 from her untitled and unscheduled new album, but it should be happening sometime this year.

I was told there would be no math

Best thing on the internet? I’m going to be boring and say Netflix for two very specific reasons:

I don’t care to belong to any global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities that would have me as a user.

“Picture masturbating all day instead of going to work”

So I was working hard at a New York job, making dough but it made me blue. One day I was crying a lot, so I decided to move to West Covina, California, brand new pals and new career. It happens to be where Josh lives, but that’s not why I’m here.

Hates Michael Keaton? No offense, man; but what the fuck is wrong with your mom?

Where are my keys?

There’s an extra Easter egg in Personality Map

I found the voter fraud! Your kid is too young to vote! Hey Chris Kobach, over here! I found it for you!

I’m a habitual procrastinator and I very easily forget to do stuff if it’s at all open ended. I did mail-in during the one election when I was at an out of state school and I cut it way closer than I should have because I just kept thinking, “I’ll do that tomorrow,” and then forgetting. Having a specific place to go…

I don’t know if it’s a good reason exactly, but there’s a pleasure and sense of community to voting as an event. You wait in line with friends or whoever, you chitchat, sometimes there’s little patriotic displays or someone plays music, you make nice with the seventy-plus volunteer who gives you your ballot and tells…

She’s 32 and this is a song about masturbation with a video where everyone present is older than a teenager (one performer drastically so), even ignoring the incredibly obvious overtures to the LGBT community in her music CRJ isn’t really writing music that is intended exclusively for teenagers.

improv classes ... this one guy. He was a gentle soul, very sweet, and really funny. We quickly became friends ...

That got way too British way too fast.

Quick, someone sexually assault his corpse and see if he comes back to life.

He’s not engaging...

I seem to remember the story being much more focused on Chris Hemsworth’s role in the whole thing, but maybe I’m misremembering.

Maybe the real Banksy is the friends we made along the way.