Were you in a coma in 2012? “Call Me Maybe” was everywhere, so you must be at least vaguely aware of Carly Rae Jepsen. Either way, you should drop what you’re doing and listen to Emotion, because it’s one of the best albums of the last decade.

Bristol has a statue of Cary Grant.

You took the words right out of my mouth.

That’s arguably less specific, since the gaps between Celsius degrees are larger than Fahrenheit. 

I’ve always been tempted to buy one of those, but I already buy too much useless junk and I can only imagine the withering stares from my girlfriend if I started buying t-shirts ironically. This is my favorite, though it’s obviously satire:

I’m an AV Club commenter! I’m not accustomed to tragedy!

As an American who’s been living in England for the past few years (not far from Wookey Hole, in fact), I can confirm that it’s a whimsical land populated by hobbits and nannies who travel by umbrella. 

Oh, Britta’s in this?

Mr. Hands, we hardly knew ye.

Henry Winkler’s great, but I’m honestly not sure if he could get through the Lafayette verse on Guns and Ships.

Who would win in a fight: a wiener goblin or a münchner goblin?

Scruff McGruff

So many aspects of this video are clearly stolen from my personal life, yet CRJ never sought out my permission. I’m suing.

So basically it’s like watching Cats Does Countdown instead of the normal version?

Having TBP and CXG available on Netflix is honestly one of the greatest things I’ve experienced since moving to England.

You’re just a girl in love. You can’t be held responsible for your actions. You have no underlying issues to address -- you’re certifiably cute and adorably obsessed!

I should probably preemptively apologize to my neighbors for listening to this on repeat all weekend. How much lead time do you need on an edible arrangement?

They probably just assume it’s all his Massive Attack money.

Good luck on the season 3 finale.

wtf is bellona lol