You say that, but I learned everything I need to know in life from This Ain’t the Old Testament: An XXX Parody.

Separate article. Says it right up at the top.

I was similarly all set to complain about of Montreal not getting any recognition, but apparently Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer? charted at #72. I’m happy that Deerhoof got a mention, at least, since Friend Opportunity is possibly my favorite of their many albums.

In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrast. Thank you.

Down under. This column is about Australia.

I’d measure by average height of the band members.

Wow, I actually didn’t realize Black Heart/I Didn’t Just Come Here to Dance/Favourite Colour were bonus tracks. Those ones make an excellent three-song run on their own.

I...somehow didn’t notice that sentence. In my defense, I’ve been working 12-hour shifts for the past week, so it’s sort of surprising I can still read at all.

The producers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could write out Ian Malcolm, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

Yes, but it also reached the Billboard 200, which makes it ineligible for this feature.

Well, I probably like of Montreal more than you do, but Hissing Fauna definitely stands out as Kevin Barnes’ defining work.

It definitely holds up.

Both good choices (“The Sea Is a Good Place to Think of the Future” is a fantastic song if you’re looking to feed your misery), though for me the #1 late-2000s indie breakup album will always be of Montreal’s Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer?

No one who speaks German could be an evil man!

I’m just hoping Carly Rae Jepsen releases her new album in time for it to be the soundtrack to my summer.

Props to letter writer #2 — that’s the best twist on the “I snuck a look at my partner’s phone and I was horrified” premise I’ve seen in a long time.

But when will we have the option to sort comments by the number of Simpsons references?

Martian Luther King was always my favorite member of the Justice League.

Don’t forget the classic “Advice to a Friend on Choosing a Mistress.” Ben Franklin was a true renaissance man.

Speaking as a fellow cat person in training, I do go on dates, but mainly with other cat people, and then we just end up sharing pictures of our cats.