Oh, God, yes. We’re talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.

So shiny! So chrome!

Is this an episode of Too Many Fucks?

Or vice-versa!

Finding out that Netflix has current-season episodes of The Good Place was one of the best things to happen to me since moving overseas. Almost makes up for the fact that no restaurants have free refills.

That’s...a weird thing to take from all this.

It’s spelled “Hercule Poirot” but it’s pronounced “Throatwarbler Mangrove”.

Picking on people’s typos is annoying, but I’m choosing to believe “monogramy” refers to the type of yuppie aspirational relationship that includes his-and-hers monogrammed bathrobes from J. Crew.

I’m a huge WKW fan, yet I found The Grandmaster pointless and boring. I guess I could be convinced to give it another shot...

Well! Here comes ol’ Lin Manuel! Good ol’ Lin Manuel, yes sir!

Someone’s forgetting about BLAST PROCESSING

Thirst shouldn’t be that hard to find. It’s by Park Chan-wook, who also directed The Vengeance Trilogy (Oldboy, etc.) and The Handmaiden.

Count me in as a Raid 2 fan. Sure, it’s a sprawling, operatic mess (especially when compared to the first movie), but the fight scenes are absolutely insane, and there’s no way in hell you can call it boring. I mean, just watch this scene where the lead character fights off hammer girl and her baseball-bat-wielding…

Wait a second...are U talkin’ U2 to me?

It’s definitely a bit odd hearing so many guests on a Deerhoof album, but then again “odd” is basically the expectation with this group. I’m sure I’ll be listening to this at an unreasonable volume and annoying my neighbors for weeks to come.

His “I decided to move to Orlando to be closer to Disney World” is so out of left field. It’s honestly one of my favorite lines in any TV show ever.

This is a bad opinion. Not the kinja but, obviously.

That’s a weird euphemism for masturb...

no that’s by Prince

AND A REAL HERO