Rick Dearborn. Rick. R-I-C-K. Four letters. Four Washington Lane! The next clue is in the White House!

It’s pretty easy to explain, actually: Dearborn was stuck in The Grays, so nobody else ever saw anything.

Well, I guess embedded gifs are a thing now. I apologize to everyone in advance.

But my mom says I’m cool.

Shit, someone should tell Mark Hoppus.

We can swear like damn hell ass kings!

there all is aching

It ended with the switch to Kinja.

Husband fucks wife? Kinky!

Sex Cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down!

That's only due to my poor hand-eye coordination.

On this, we can all agree.

Lost my vote.

Zoidberg?

Bourbon — brownest of the brown liquors — so tempting. What's that? You want me to drink you? But I'm in the middle of a trial!

Here's a song that I think might help you finally appreciate dragons: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Ah, but that is the Swedish language!

I'll allow it, but watch yourself, counselor!

Taste the happy, Bran! Taste it!