NOT PENNY'S BOAT

A sparrow with a machine gun!

*sniff*

Brrrrick Frog!

Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the pizza dough.

I do it for the health insurance.

Seriously, are we not doing "phrasing" anymore?

I learned it by watching Mr. Sessions!

Oh my god bear is driving! How can that be?

Be still, Cody.

Tinder actually has the E there, though.

Why am I crying? Did I accidentally listen to "Come Sail Away" by Styx again?

I assume she works closely with Erasmus B. Dragon, the head of the working mother support group at Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.

It's enjoyably meta that they're selling the fake certificates of authenticity from the Pulp Fiction briefcase Jeff bought for Abed.

The man never watched a Jump Street movie in his life!

If I had children, do you think I'd have all this money to spend on sweatshirts?

I own multiple crewneck sweatshirts that cost anywhere from $70-$100, and I feel great about it. I'm kind of a yuppie asshole, though.

"Lucky Girl" is head-and-shoulders above the rest of the album, but "Take it Slow" is also pretty good and everything else is really pleasant, if a bit same-y. I'm really excited to see where she goes next.

"Let me try turning you off and back on again."

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO