Avocado on a hot dog sounds great, but only a sociopath would add mayo.

Because it's from Canadia!

I'm somewhat amazed this isn't what you linked: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Homercles cares not for beans!

Hey, I didn't get a harrumph outta this guy!

lol your dum

I've been calling it "Crandall"!

A Touch of Sin is a lot of things, but it's certainly not boring.

I wonder how Teens of Denial would have sounded with more bagpipes.

But Epcot is the best park! You and I are enemies now.

We understand, ChancellorPuddinghead. After all, we are from the land of chocolate!

Oh…I was just trying to connect to an Arrested Development quote.

It is exactly the opposite. I'm leaving my mother for you. You're replacing my mother.

me irl

Giving the benefit of the doubt to people with a perspective slightly different from your own? Sounds like something a FASCIST would do!

Do you want the mustache on or off?

How can you be sure?

You know, sometimes I feel like the writers on this site use too much hyperbole. This is not one of those times.

Top Gun 2: This Time It's All Volleyball

Yeah, I'm not on board with the angry negativity down in these comments. I mean, I don't watch The Bachelorette myself, but I was heavily invested in I Love New York back in college, so I'm not going to pretend this is somehow below me.