Who would have thought Rogue would be run by such scurrilous rogues?

It's like an O. Henry story!

Are you implying there are better ways to spend federal money? Well, I'd certainly like to hear them.

Is this an episode of I Was Just Doing Another Podcast?

Hmmm. I'm listening to Crown of Love again right now and I guess I can hear that, though disco definitely wouldn't be my first point of comparison.

Wait, is the keytar making a comeback? Oh, how I've waited for this day!

Funeral is pretty much anthemic rock with a bit of lighter indie pop thrown in. I can't think of many disco grooves on their first three albums, really.

I recommend just listening to _33 God_ on repeat until it's the only thing you want to hear.

The exciting thing about getting into Deerhoof is that you pretty much never have to stop listening to them. They've released something like 15 albums in the past 20 years and show no signs of slowing down.

I don't know that I've heard it spoken aloud, but I've definitely seen it in heavy use here on the lovely old internet.

You'll have to speak up; I'm wearing a towel.

Oh, Britta's in this?

Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the sandwich!

*really really really really really really liking someone

Is it ok if my playlist is only the new Carly Rae Jepsen song?

If you haven't listened to Carly Rae Jepsen since 2012, you've been missing out. Go listen to Emotion before it's too late!

The man never heard a Mary, Queen of Scots opinion in his life!

Trying to be original rather than mindlessly quoting a '90s animated series? It's like you don't know the AV Club at all!

They actually meant to credit her three times, giving us tres MacNeilles.

Jessica Chastain-y?