I think so, MLA, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?

She was also disappointed about the festival's lack of college girls.

Is this an episode of Talkin' Turtle?

Or Faye Wong, though I'm still not 100% convinced she's not a mystic being.

wtf is Killsqu8d lol

Damn it, is there anything that man can't ruin?

Yet more evidence that the v-based spelling is the superior version of that name.

I hug this one all the time. Highly recommended.

I will listen to basically anything that's compared to Carly Rae Jepsen, so thanks for the recommendation.

Will anyone be crossing their arms under their breasts?

I had the opportunity to visit Cologne a few years ago while my sister was studying in Bonn, and it's really a lovely city. Sadly I only got to spend one full day there, but it was still enough time to visit Gaffel am Dom and inspire a love for Kölsch that hasn't faded.

Do you have a Spec's near you? A few years back they tended to stock Reissdorf and Sünner, both in Houston and my much smaller hometown.

Ah, thanks. I was momentarily worried for my sanity.

…did you edit your post?

Pssssh. As if people who post on the AV Club have friends.

You should cancel all your plans and go watch Alien right now.

Well, let's not just ignore the existence of bi people here (though granted this may be focusing on the wrong thing in response to a story about sexual assault).

Wait, does that mean the plural of Al Jarreau is Al Jarreaux? Or is it Als Jarreau?

Wait, jorts don't look cool? What about shorduroys?

That's not the preferred nomenclature.