It’s true! We’re so lame!

I’ve noticed they often assume that stupid people have fake wood paneling in their houses.

It’s hidden, and in order to find it, you must follow a series of intricate clues, each more diabolical than the last.

Will every single one of the women in the WoT series be man-hating shrews, or will they be departing from the source material?

MAYBE YOU’RE THE REAL RACISTS, LIBTARDS!

Come on, Carly Rae. You have 3 months to drop a new album. I believe in you.

Those are clearly fish lips, not duck lips, GODDAMMIT

By not giving a damn about any laws but the laws of physics, baby.

This is such an exclusively stupid comment from the grays that I just had to highlight it. A TV star is on a talk show?! What could she be doing on that talk show? Promoting something? Maybe the third season of her television show that starts in a few weeks?!

That’s what I was going to say.

And it turned out a couple of bangers in the process.

She’s such a fox! I mean, I wonder what’s on Fox tonight? Something ribald, no doubt.

Or the Worlds Fair in Knoxville. 

So I says to Maude, I says...

AV CLUB

Jesus. If only I had some kind of way to express how I feel about ... wait a minute! Something’s coming back to me! Something I used to enjoy!

Oh my God! THE AV CLUB HAS DISBANDED!

Sean — I think I can speak for all of us salivating, rancorous, sewer-dwelling mutants when I say we’ll miss you. Thanks for the years and years of great work.

In the past week, my dog has shit on the carpet, pissed on the back door, woken me at 3am on two nights and I’ve spent another $500 on his heartworm treatment. In return he guards my house from squirrels and bicycles. He is not a parasite.  Good day, sir.

I’ve already come up with several appropriate one liners for these movies: