Wait they allow comments on Savage Love now?


This will end poorly. 

I’m Shazam! and so’s my wife!

...but when those helming a Franchise display a history of callous disrespect for said Franchise, its long and storied history, & its massive fanbase...

For me:

This is a great blow against my father, who once saw me listening to Yoko Kanno and decided it wasn’t a real person.

To be fair, 63 million of those views were from Scrawler.

Beautifully shot, but went on much too long.

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Wine $30,000
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

<Post blow-job>

What a weird metric that doesn’t make sense.

It’s all your ignorance, I’m afraid.

There’s gotta be a space behind that glass for Woody Allen. Whatever you think of his movies, he belongs there for public safety’s sake.

When is Carly Rae Jepsen going to pull a Beyonce and release her next album without warning? (minus Cut to the Feeling)

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

I tamed your mom last night.

His name is Joey Pants.

My brain switched gears pretty quickly there, where it’s like “He goes to all this trouble to track down willing participants, arrange the meet-up, host at his own house for this reasonably unusual, socially acceptable only in some fairly small circles fetish and he’s ruining it with dad jokes? Dude, you set up five…

“’Best Dudes Forever,’ Han? Best Dudes...FOREVER?”
[Lando tearfully hands Han his half of the necklace; Han raises his palms to the sky]

I can’t believe this! I’m shocked! The Fast and the Furious series had writers?!

Sad now that this isn’t Olde AV Clube where I followed Newswire closely and would have commented on this story early.