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The Popularity Algorithm, or PopAg as the Kinjateers call it, is more complex than just number of stars and responses, it also take into account the average number of stars per comment for the user, the average time to heat a Hot Pocket in the 3rd floor small break room microwave, a hash consisting of the last time

That would also be useful to me so I can be sure to repeat a Simpsons reference that’s already been made. You see, it’s my job to be repetitive. My job. My job. Repetitiveness is my job!

That’s the same as sort by popular.

... Those people all look completely different

you know what, people need to quit with this shit. There are plenty of people who look all nice and dapper doing some heinous shit to women... and there are plenty of people who look like a complete mess who are just really good people. But hey, maybe you can post your picture up so we can tell you what you look like

Still never forgiven Margaret for dying and having all of my morning cartoons cancelled because the tv station decided to show nothing but a british flag for hours to mourn her.

I watched that trailer above EXACTLY 0.5 times and am still trying to figure out how that horse threw that snowball.

I just mean the salt intake in my meals is astonishing.

I’m very disappointed that A Christmas Prince isn’t about our favorite Minnesota rocker teaming up with Santa to deliver toys to all the good children and sensual loving to all the good ladies.

There’s no way trump himself wrote that tweet. For one, no way can he be magnanimous regarding a defeat sources inside the white house are comparing to an “earthquake” and “virginia times a hundred”.

Secondly, none of his mannerisms are present. There are no randomly capitalized words, nor is he putting weird synonyms

Well FRANK Grimes was a prick who nobody will miss.

I’m glad I read this article before reading the story. As a true “cat person”*, I would not have been able to relate. What cat person goes on dates? Even bad ones? We have cats so we don’t HAVE to deal with people, ffs.

This whole debate is like putting out a fire with gasoline.

“Needs more cats.”

Who is the stupid one?

I am 90% sure I learned about it during the California Raisins Christmas special..

I was disappointed in the lack of cats. There are only two cats, but the narrator never meets them. Neither of the cats are people. Maybe she should rewrite it so that after having sex with the sad old guy he turns into a cat, who then says “I had been cursed to be a sad nerd by an evil witch, but you have set me

OK, I skimmed this guy’s comment. Idiot posts a passive-aggressive non-comment, reveals that reading is a complex chore for him.  Did I miss anything intelligent? I missed nothing.

To be fair, many of us suck ass as well, but in a thoughtful way.

that’s me!