It’s almost as if Dan thinks politics have implications on a global scale. How silly of him.

(And if anyone should be ashamed, it’s the person snootily bloviating for three paragraphs about an imaginary slight. You can actually read your monocle fogging up with indignation as you typed that out.)

It’s a great podcast. C+.

Do they eventually end up saying anything interesting about music?

If you’re listening to that podcast for any deep analysis of the music I can see why it’s appeal would mystify you.

and we still got like 365 more U2 albums on the way.

I clap between movements.

I could be misremembering, but the second and third seasons had more of a standard HBO tit-to-tat ratio, tat being, according to Google, a verb meaning “to make (a decorative mat or edging) by tying knots in thread and using a small shuttle to form lace.”

I honestly can’t imagine how that’s possible.

“Look, sorry, I get no pleasure from being so negative...”

Her other character trait is that she’s FAMILY.

The real challenge is ranking the big 4. I’m pretty sure it’s Dom>Hobbes>Corona>Brian, but I might be wrong.

Official rankings of the unimportant Fast and Furious characters.

Bad car Vin Diesel drives to establish that he’s still good at racing>Ludacris>Those two Brazilian Guys>Tyrese>Girl who has exactly the same skill set as Ludacris>That white guy from Tokyo…

Don’t ever rule out the possibility of a fully CGI Paul Walker showing up in F&F23; the one where they steal a DeLorean and take it back to the year 2000 to prevent Dom from doing that wheelie.

This brings up a pretty tricky legal issue. Does Amazon or do I own the rights to the footage of their delivery person masturbating on my couch?

wow, shut the fuck. you’re dumb and annoying.

the cool thing about we’re back is how new york city itself is kind of the real main character.

What about all those edits on the Trans Am page that were clearly made by Joe Biden?

When I do something shitty, it’s usually just character work. So this checks out.

And there you have the problem with “ironic racism.” You may be intending to make fun of “actual racists,” but to the person on the receiving end of your comments, it can be no different than if they’d gotten those same comments from an actual redneck. I mean, honestly, what is the difference? Whether you’re mocking…

I’m going to let you in on an American secret: we have a giant dark tower in the middle of Kansas that houses the Eye of Sauron. Only we can see it.