they are amazing and hott as hell. i would bang them all night long

2 Great 2 War

Dammit, all the clues I had pointed to Bugs Meany!

Momoa finds a wedding without at least 3 deaths a dull affair.

Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners...

You call The Raid 2 boring again and we’re gonna have to have words. Every single fight in that movie is batshit, bugfuck awesome.

“13 Assassins is brutal, exciting work of old-school filmcraft, and it has one of the most detestable villains that’s ever been put on film. If you haven’t seen it, I cannot recommend it highly enough.”

“I Saw the Devil” is so, so good. I get it’s not really an action movie, thus the passing mention in the article. But as a horrific thriller it is on par with “The Silence of the Lambs” (it’s much less humanistic cousin?).

Michael Palin has made it very clear through his attorneys that you are to keep 500 feet away from him at all times.

I don’t mean to lecture, Jesse, but if O Brother Where Art Thou “seems to have fallen in esteem somewhat since its release” among the people you’re spending time with, then those people are not your friends.

WE...THOUGHT...YOU...WAS...A...TOAD!

Back pocket? Like a barbarian?

10,000 page engineering-and-fire report? Hah, I just watched a 4 minute Youtube video of a kickboxing instructor explaining the whole thing, and I definitely know you’re wrong now.

You probably think the earth is round as well.

If only there were statues of Mohammed Atta and the other hijackers in our public squares so people could remember!!

One time I got so frustrated playing Ninja Gaiden I burned a cross on my neighbors lawn.

I’m a pretty angry driver sometimes. Mostly because people don’t know there’s a special road you can drive on if you want to drive slowly and it’s called “Not the Fucking Highway”. I do a fair amount of screaming and curse at shit drivers, whether I’m alone or with someone in the car. And yet I’ve never dropped an…

“To the Commenters of the AV Club Region, I Have an Idea Concerning Your Kinja Predicament”

My dog is also inhuman. Big whoop.

HER EMAILS