My love for Nintendo has always felt unrequited.

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Hello, airplanes? It's blimps, you win.

FO-WAH SUPPAH, I ER UH WANT A PAHTY PLATTAH

Houston has ice houses, which are objectively the best places to drink beer.

Not with a bang but with smooth jazz?

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Yeah, his CBB appearances are hilarious and deranged. It seems a bit sad to watch him waste his talents on those Verizon commercials, but I'm not going to begrudge the man a paycheck.

I don't know, sleeping with @PenelopeRockatansky:disqus's wife has never really done much for me.

Evidence, not proof.

Utica big swing but you missed.

You have to agree that we are deep in the throes of April.

The AV Club
I just realized that I got beaten to this comment about nine times.

Which is probably also an accurate description of his intestinal problems.

Is Kendrick talkin' U2 2 me?

Shit, I already have a standing desk at work, so I think I'm going to try this.

Is it ok to offer some constructive criticism?

You say that like Crank 2 isn't a masterpiece.

You put one wash-away blue streak in your hair and I lost an arm.

I'm choosing to believe that show featured famous doctors who were also babies.