"Saban spelled backwards is Saban. It's a palomino!"

Deerhoof are also remarkable in that they remain consistently great while never putting out an album that sounds quite like the one that came before. And they put out a lot of music, too — depending on how you count it, they've released 13 albums over the last 20 years.

I haven't listened to it yet, and I was pretty taken aback to see the low rating here. Sounds like the reviewer didn't like Atlas, though, so I can't imagine our tastes align that closely.

Seems pretty clear they should have gone with the Jurassic Park Jeep Wrangler.

So a typical Friday?

Have you ever went over a friend's house to eat
And the food just ain't no good?
Luke Skywalker's standing in the corner
Wearing his Jedi hood

But if you find a girl who wants to talk about Liverpool's use of zonal marking in the late 2000's for 2 hours, you'll know you've truly found The One.

Basically the only time I can listen to audiobooks is when I'm driving. Clearly the only solution is for you to become a trucker.

This is an adequate summation of my life since 2010.

It might not have been clear from the documentary, but I actually don't have any STDs.

Now I'm trying to figure out how to work "It might not have been clear from the documentary, but I actually don't have any STDs" into more of my day-to-day conversations.

Kick ball change!

I don't see how these are mutually exclusive activities.

Yeah, it's probably because I'm a Sad White Boy, but Will Toledo's lyrics really hit close to home for me.

Careful, or you'll lose your generic indie cred.

Yeah can we get back to that point? I need to know whether I need to buy new laces for my Nike Blazers.

Really? Ted Cruz doesn't seem like much of a tattoo guy to me.

Phrasing

Who ordered the hot clove mustard?

Even Mike Brady?