I'm still waiting for U2 to get Scott and Scott their fuckin' t-shirts.

Joke's on you! I don't have any vegetables!

Tangentially related, but quite often after I tell my cat that she's a pretty girl, I catch myself thinking I should really be praising her for her intelligence or some other quality. Then she attacks my feet.

Doesn't the gay scene mostly revolve around ball room?

Masthead? Is that a euphemism?

I'm pretty sure LaToya Ferguson isn't white. Though maybe she's not technically on staff? I don't really know how that gets delineated.

The Claymation Christmas Special soundtrack (on cassette!) was one of the highlights of every Christmas for me growing up. There's a lot of pretty dumb humor in there, but it's still hard to go wrong with jazzy versions of Christmas standards.

I did! But I don't know, because I haven't started reading it yet.

I got several books about cats!

Poor Wirt.

This may be the most AV Club comment on all of the AV Club.

Have you listened to Acid Rap? It might be more your speed if you don't like the gospel/soul style of Coloring Book. I'd recommend listening to "NaNa" and "Favorite Song" if you want to get a quick idea.

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I had to do that after Deerhoof included a mixtape with their new album earlier this year, but then I never actually got around to listening to it.

And both are usually followed by 45 minutes of crying while curled up in the fetal position!

We all know that you were already under that bridge.

I'm assuming TV Girl will steal Prince Robot IV's infant child in order to foment a revolution.

Wait, did Garth Brooks cover the Frito Bandito jingle?

Hasn't Miyamoto said in the past that his ideal game would be controlled by a single red button?

You used more words, though! Just like Victor Hugo would have done.