My ex-girlfriend was not big on wearing bras, and I used to tell her her high-beams were showing on occasions when that became obvious. She wasn't a fan.

Punching Paul Rust is a new no-no.

I did eat all the macaroni. It's messed up that he knows.

I've got a weal wed wagon!

If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure we're all already dead.

You misspelled "trillest".

Wouldn't his name be Spliff in this iteration?

You who focus on fifteen sixteenths of a man…

The end tag, with the Car Czar miming his explanation of "what cars are" to Jane, is absolutely golden.

It was also one of the greatest things to ever air on television.

Wait a second…are you saying you didn't see Mad Max?

I can join in, too! Though realistically my mom was the one who suffered the most from that trip to the movies.

Too bad Duffman didn't have…TIIIIIIIME…to listen to more CBB this year.

My dad's a pretty big wheel down at the tater tot factory.

Hey nong man.

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Michael Caine wishes goodnight to you princes of Maine, you kings of New England.

Lance Reddick's character doesn't really strike me as one that demands a backstory. He's basically John Wick's version of an NPC.

He hates these cans!

Clearly you should have prefaced this post with "ok I have several complaints to register."