Without valuable turning things on and off research, how would IT departments know how to troubleshoot computer issues?

See also: Holst's "Mars, the Bringer of War"

Have you considered sobbing more loudly?

Absolutely, and I'm glad to see someone else mention it. It's quite possibly my favorite song of the year, though "Flesh Without Blood" by Grimes and "Crazy" by 4Minute are also pretty high up there.

Have you listened to the rest of Art Angels yet? If not, I'd encourage you to quit whatever it is you're doing and do that instead.

"Loud Places" followed by "I Know There's Gonna Be (Good Times)" is probably the best one-two punch of the year.
Is that a thing people normally rank? Regardless, it is, though it's closely followed by "12/17/12" and "A Beginning Song" from The Decemberists.

Real fans call him Dave.

Sounds like the first letter-writer this week could use some foreknowledge, if you know what I mean.

I know what an erection feels like, Michael! No, it’s the opposite. It’s…it’s like my heart is getting hard.

I plan to fill a growler with beer from a local brewery, then ingest a large quantity of that beer. Also there will be turkey involved.

Herpes, perhaps?

I picked the wrong Savage Love to stop sniffing glue.

I would have turned in my chair.

Yeah, I was always a fan of We're Back, though in my defense I was probably six years old when I first watched it.

To be safe, you should probably just start one now.

…I withdraw my question.

Seems like you've chosen the right line of work, then!

It completely destroyed the Community comments sections for me.

They're actually specifically looking for commenters who are tops.

I'm just glad I could do my part to contribute.