My name is Morgendorffer and I’m a recovering AVholic.

Well when there are no discussions really going on, and it’s difficult to even find an article and load what few comments there are, it sort of feels pointless.

Fuck that noise.

Honestly the movie might diminish it now. I was a 13-year-old so I still managed to be scared, even though it was a pretty dated-looking movie. Seeing it now might make it less scary to me. Though it was directed by Tobe Hooper, who’s pretty good at the unsettling imagery.

So basically only adaptations done by Frank Darabont? That scans, actually.

I saw the movie version of Salem’s Lot when I was like 13 and holy crap did that stick with me for a while. The image of the friend tapping on the window at night scared me so much.

Seriously, Catholic catechism class in high school was how I got my first kiss.

I think Cookie’s right here. But when is he not?

And verily did many an internet denizen breathe a sigh of relief at this news.

And yes I said yes I will yes

That’s only the case for the long-timer writers though. But yeah, when O’Neal has some scruff, he definitely looks more like Murphy than he does up top.

My fiance actually likes rom-coms more than I do. Then again almost anyone could like them more, since I mostly hate them. They’re so predictable and boring.

Me too.

Wasn’t Judi Dench also in the last film to play on that angle? Mrs. Brown? Is she making a super-specific niche for herself?

My grandfather lives in Walla Walla, and people rave and rave about those damn onions. They are NOT that sweet. Vidalia is more reliably sweet in my opinion.

Yeah I miss the drop-down menu to click back to the homepage.

I just checked, and that episode aired in 2002. So it’s been 15 years. So they conceivably have run out of stories at this point.

And the perfect device you’re referring to is the iPod classic with the click-wheel right? Because damn that thing was perfect.

IT’S A LITTLE DRY

Like we needed more proof that The Simpsons should have ended ages ago.