Santa’s an asshole in all the Rankin-Bass specials. In The Year Without a Santa Claus he cancels Christmas just because kids don’t appreciate him enough. And in Santa Claus is Coming to Town he’s Mickey Rooney. Enough said.

I’m completely in favor of that and am totally willing to pay for more affordable housing, better social services, safe injection sites, etc. but that doesn’t mean that people shitting in your building, or grabbing you, or leaving empty, contaminated syringes all over the sidewalk is acceptable. There’s a middle…

Why should he change his name? It’s the other guy that sucks.

Are you referring to Beloved Character Actress Margo Martindale?

Indeed. Or the children of several times bankrupt millionaires who claim to be billionaires...

Look, I really want the original 1977 theatrical version of Star Wars too, but $52.4 billion seems excessive.

His children, especially James who was complicit in The News of the World phone-hacking scandal, are idiots.

The Cloud Atlas era of calling every movie a Disney is getting closer and closer.

“We are the Disney. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.”

Watching A Christmas Prince

oh, I did

I’m very disappointed that A Christmas Prince isn’t about our favorite Minnesota rocker teaming up with Santa to deliver toys to all the good children and sensual loving to all the good ladies.

Great job Gwen. Since you reviewed THE CHRISTMAS PRINCE the least I could do is review THE CHRISTMAS QUEEN so you don’t have to.

“Omarosa’s actually a very nice person. Nobody knows that,” Trump told us only last February!

Although if nobody knows you’re a nice person, are you a nice person? 

During her impressive run on the show, Omarosa acquitted herself admirably in the “See? Trump Knows A Black Person” challenge....

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? 

Apparently another reason to make him a prince is so he wouldn’t be subpoenaed in his friends divorce trail.

Just as an interesting bit of storytelling through a fight scene - Obi-Wan beats Maul by leaping over him, and so when Anakin attempts to do the same in Episode III, he’s able to effortlessly counter it.

I don’t know, if I’m in a space opera and a guy shows up dressed all in black and looking like Satan, I’m just going to assume he’s the one I have to fight.

Episode II was the worst of the series. That stupid shit with the conveyor belt at the end looked like it was just thrown in to have something to do in the video game based on the movie.