Can we get a permalink for this thread? So every time an escapee from Jezabel complains, “You’d never judge a man on his body, not his ideas!” we can reply, “#TeslaBatteryDude Yes, Yes we would.”

I am the first one in line if they offer a Macho Man Stripe package... like the Rumble Bee, but more Randy Savage.

I can totally detect a difference between the two in my car. When I use synthetic oil, the bottles say “synthetic” on them. It’s super easy.

I had a high school friend who’s family owned a Lancer, a Probe, and a Jimmy.

Haders gonna hade.

Yea but like certain classic cars I’m fun when I run.

Ooopsie doodles!

Dood....you’ve got it all wrong. The F-150 has GT40 switches.

Some years ago on a road trip with my then-girlfriend I played music on car’s stereo from my phone via aux cable. When, for some reason, I decided it was enough music I disconnected the phone. When I did that radio kicked in for a moment before I turned it off. My girlfriend couldn’t understand how come there still…

Congratulations, Mr. PotbellyJoe and 42 others, on COTD! I would like to gift all 43 of you guys with a Mustang which this lovely lady will deliver if she outruns the lava.

White interiors I can’t stand. You get them so dirty so quick.

The ultra rare F150 Camry Cosby Edition, so many cupholders.

You’ve been a very bad, driver, very bad. You need to be punished.

I wish I had a bland camry driving harsh mistress that would severely beat the shit out of me whenever she feels like it.

“Leather raped interior”

There is only one possible next step: David Tracy must build a 1948 Toyota Camry F-150 pickup with a 6.7L diesel motor and leather raped interior....

Reverse: Chrysler Buys Lamborghini Because K-Cars Aren’t Sexy

I feel that in just about every instance the state of NY should go fuck itself.

This times a billion. I cannot imagine how one would go about driving a Tesla Model 3 and having to, say, change the air conditioning settings while driving in traffic.