Jesus took the wheel, Satan took the gas pedal.

Maryland eh?? Almost made it......

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

Jesus took the wheel, and apparently didn’t do that great a job of it.

And on the 3rd Day, Jeepsus Arose from the Concept Car Grave... David Tracy went to junkyard tomb where Jeepsus was buried to weep... but the Tomb was empty! Jeepsus appeard to David Tracy and said, do not weep young-former FCA engineer, for I have died, been jump-started, and live again.

David Tracy ran to the town of…

What, that cop carrying two guns didn’t tip you off?

That’s not how I towed you to do it.

I’ll bite.

Kinja is the internet literally clashing with real life. Five minutes later, you’re stuck with your careless decision for a lifetime.

Wait, is this only for PC users? What if you have a Mac?

Runs on 10w-30 Country Crock.

People who steal electric cars should be charged with battery.

It is just a representation of an Outback. The treachery of automobiles.

I’m an ECM (Electronic Content Management) Engineer. Specifically with Hyland’s OnBase. It’s a document/content storage solution that’s been mainlining protein shakes and never skips leg day. A full line of modules exist to do anything you want, email import, document scanning, OCR, business process automation,…

You must admit that law enforcement dropped the ball pretty severely in this case. This is being ignored in favor of a mass hate against the NRA, with no real purpose other than catharsis.

WRENCHING

I am sure the brake lines “look” good, but why not spend the extra $50-$100 and replace them all? If you are flushing the brakes anyway you are already halfway done. The problem with brake lines is they can fail from the inside out so looking at them doesn’t really tell the full story.

The king is dead, long live the king.

So so much weird in here.