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The amount of butthurt in the comments sections is hilarious. Also as someone with a small truck that frequently punches well above its weight class all I can say is...

Yeah, but this is just nuts.

Does it also have a custom vice grip shifter?

Fixed.

I didn’t want to spend my time dropping the Vue’s transmission when I could spend that time and money on something more interesting rusty.

They also announced they’ll be making an electric motorcycle, so there’s that, too.

Would that be... a red star?

Looks like someone got shown up at the local Planes and Pierogies.

Just don’t bring the Mustang...

The Maginot Line says “Hi!”

Correction,

“Our own people die every day abroad, fighting to protect our freedom”

Alcohol was not a factor. He was in the back seat making a drink, he hadn’t commenced to the drinking.

I’m very excited for the day when our generation is spending six figures on, like, a “third off the line” Honda Prelude SH at auction.

Schnikeys, that thing sounds like it wants to devour my children in front of me.

If you look at the aftermarket, there are plenty of options to give your GT500 more power. Just check out Lethal’s Snow White GT500, 1200+HP

A man drives down the street in that car, people know he’s not afraid of anything.

The thing about modern muscle cars like the Hellcat is that even though they have 700+ horsepower, they’re pussycats to drive.