Ford Faraday?

You missed an opportunity to use this headline:

Calling upon my amazing drawing or CAD skills, I’m going to describe it.

Wonderful fucking timing Lockheed!! I just purchased a SR-71 last month! You know what, fuck the 72. I’m just going to wait for the 73.

Illinois, so almost, yes.

Oregon eh? I guess they decided to sell their car before it ran out of gas...

I’m with this guy. This is an unprecedented business opportunity.

So, these are pretty much stories of poor planning and poor decision making. The only difference from most days on Jalopnik is they weren’t written by David Tracy.

*HA HA HA. TORCHINSKY TRIVIA BEETLE. TRACEY JEEP FUNTIMES. KRISTEN UPPER CLASS JOKES. PRESENT ME WITH YOUR STARS*

Pretty sure this isn’t how direct injection works

Yep.

If they really cared about getting women into motorsports they would have chosen Oprah. It would have made her care a bit about women in motorsports which would have made her realize that there aren’t many women in motorsports because they don’t have as many opportunities.

Dear GM:

“It’s great when they know you’re cheating, but they don’t know how.”

Sounds like Mr. Kazemi can’t drive.

The trick here is to not cross what you clean with the q-tip with what you clean with the toothpick. Because ouch.

Steel columns meant to come down clearly in place. 

MOONRAKER II: ELECTRIC CAR BOOGALOO

Plot twist: he was a mortarman.