He was probably bribed to step down.

Those questions drive me crazy. It’s like, “Explain to me how people of color are different from white people. And by the way, you can’t get mad I’m asking a stupid question because that’s being hostile.”

The Temple Of Groom

Strange. I feel neutral about them.

Almost every guy I've been in a relationship with has had more relationship needs than I do. I'm pretty independent and require my alone time to recuperate and relax. However some men I have known that are like this also use their partners needs against them, claiming the partner to be the one who is needy because she…

It was goddamn delicious to see the pickoff after McCarver had spent at least a minute bloviating about how foolish the Sox were for holding him on first. A nummy, nummy treat.

Here's hoping that the "text across the ass" trend in general dies the same death as Juicy Couture.

The only thing I like is his suit.

Needs more crotch embellishments.

Ohmygod this. Hubby and I are considering getting pregnant, and the one conversation I keep having over and over (even though he agrees, but I still want to talk about it AGAIN justtomakesure) is if something goes wrong, you save ME, not the fetus.

When we'd been together for about a year, my then-boyfriend had a nightmare where I had labour complications and he had to choose between me or the baby, and he chose me. He woke up completely disturbed and scared for me. It was actually one of the things that made me realize he was amazing.

This is an atrocity. The over-consumption of pirate eggs is one of the leading causes of global warming. The Nords must be stopped.

If you write the dialogue as bro-etry, it works equally well:

Bro: Looking back, yeah, I can see that it was a bad idea, but sometimes a bro's just gotta try, you know? My only regret is grabbing the propeller. You ever try to catch fingers without using fingers? I did mange to catch some in my mouth. Think I swallowed a couple. One of 'em may have been a thumb.

Probably wouldn't have happened if they'd recorded in landscape.

Technically he made "high five" contact. With the boat.

I believe the term you're looking for is grisly. Of course, I could be wrong and you could actually mean grizzly, in which case, let the cameras roll. If I can't have an open casket, I at least want everyone to know I went out in the most badass way possible.

[Honk honk]

And you should be sorry!