That's usually my line.

Bless your heart. I have been looking for that everywhere.

Don't ya think?

Go Jags!

Go Jags!

Watching that guy fall down over and over again I keep thinking Boxer from Animal Farm. "I will work harder!"

I agree. He really phoned this one in.

Are you me?

I'm having a hard time imagining where in Gainesville this was happening.

Nice try. FSU is the clown college.

I'm not sure that is what she was going for.

You gave a very coherent explanation. Pity you didn't write his whole radio appearance for him.