The best post on Jalonik today.

You crystallized my exact thoughts, Raphael. Cool car, love the power, it looks great, but it breaks no new ground, sets no new standards. I’m curious as to why they didn’t take this opportunity to crush the world again like they did with the Veyron. Like, why wouldn’t they try an incorporate electric power in some…

Effing cool.

Oh my god, Torch, thank you for this hilarity. Fluffing genius.

Will this be shown in the US?!?

Brilliant from beginning to end. Love the “banter” with your own boldface-type. Thank you, Torch!

Good lord, YES!

2012 Ducati Monster 796

Great article, Wes. Never thought about this bike in these terms before. How do you think this bike compares (in terms of market presence, desirability, etc.) to the Ducati Desmosedici from a couple years ago?

This is just wonderful. Well done, Damon.

And somewhere, out in the cold and the dark, the RWD Horsepower Fairy whimpers, then dies.

Gene, would love hi-res images of these! Terrific article, great photos, and fun and interesting insights. Email is tdc.doran@gmail.com. Many thanks!

Goddamn it, this thing looks good.

GET IN ME.

I wanna have an ear orgasm!

Low hanging, wrinkly fruit! But still. Love your writing style. Keep up the amazing work!

Goddamn it, Doug. Some day I want to grow up and write like you. You're the man, man.

As a Cowboys and a Ferrari fan, I totes agree. Which makes me a little sad.

Perfectly said, Doug.

Z06!