I can see how this would get someone in trouble, but come on. I saw this car on Beacon Street the other day and promptly laughed out loud. It's friggin' awesome!

Unstoppable, and a douchebag.

This is actually the worst thing I have ever seen.

Oh sexist ads, how wonderfully antiqued and offensive you now are.

Yes, good job, you. #ballabanisaboss

Yeeup.

Chuffing magic. You're not so bad yourself, Torch: "...something a rocket-powered sexbot tells you before she grabs you and takes you through the wormhole to Dimension Fireblast." Sign me up for THAT.

Yeeeeees. Goddamn it, I want one of these. It's just impossibly cool.

GIMME ALL THE POWER AHHHH

Very, very true. An Acura is a far greater sin than being an arrogant bitch.

And I want to love everything about Ferrari so bad... but I just can't.

Think they're afraid of getting shown up at the track? Not sure why as it won the test, but that's the only thing I can think of. They need to re-effing-lax a little bit, slash a lotta bit.

Matt, forgive my ignorance, but what is the purpose of the larger wheels? Why are they testing these out?

What's next? 430? Something totally different?

They do have the biggest budget, but I feel like that becomes less of a factor when the course you're on is so goddamn hairy. Because the course is so nuts that it takes rather large, well, nuts to get right. Levels the playing field a bit.

Dat sound tho...

And it FINALLY has a (quasi) decent interior! Even if it is still a bloated, plastic, slightly obnoxious tank of a car, 707 horsepower does a lot to rectify that in my book.

I like the guy with the flip phone at 1:02. That tech seems wholly appropriate for whatever the hell this event is.

It's like a sweet, sweet massage for my earholes.

This is effing fabulous. Thank you, Travis.