Eat a bag of dicks.

On behalf of the rest of college football fans everywhere, fuck both of these teams, their cheesedick fans, and their whiny ass coaches.

Having seen it, I can tell you, don’t waste your time with The Lobster. It’s not terrible, but life’s too short, there are thousands of hours of better stuff on netflix.

I’ve always hated instructors like you.

Where do you teach at? I want to make sure I don’t attend classes anyplace that’s so quick to judge. Makes it pretty hard to learn in that environment.

Aspartame—the artificial sweetener found in drinks like Diet Coke—is not good for you.

Counterpoint:
Aspartame is fine for you as long as you don’t consume an implausibly high quantity of it. Lots more on this here:

There’s not even any context needed, this is people not knowing how to read a single sentence.

I’ve met more dishonest police than engineers in my life.

No make good comments

yeah, that’s the real problem with the game bro

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

There’s a constant in the background of the perpetual under-performance.

holy shit you morons are fucking defensive.

I acknowledge that I like Andrew’s work.

Haha, uhhh....

My dad did this to me when I was a kid. He said, “I’m leaving your mother.” Then he left. Mom said he moved to a farm upstate where he had room to run around and play. But I’m an adult now. I know the truth. She had him killed.

In difficult times such as these, it’s nice to see Americans go back to the one unifying, unambiguously good past-time that has lasted them for over 240 years: kicking the shit out of the Irish.

Was that picture made by holding your TV against the copier?

His supporters show up at the polls with guns. I think booing is totally fair.

Free speech my friend. Just as he had the right to say every despicable thing that dribbled from his fish mouth, he also must face the consequences of said free speech.