If Jezebel gets their commenter amalgamation picture posted here. I want a late picture of John Belushi’s corpse posted there now.

Sports moments like those kill me. When the pretense of aggression is dropped and it’s just a game again; god, that is so much fun.

Wait a minute, fans in Philadelphia can get EJECTED?? I’m pretty sure I watched someone murder a guy at the Linc last year and the ushers just told him to tone it down a bit.

We can always expect our team to find a way to lose, can’t we?

Yeah, how about, please don’t do that, ever. The rest of us have to share the road with you.

If other managers are blackjack players trying to grind out a few hundred bucks over the course of a marathon session, Maddon’s the guy who’s outdoing them at that and always manages to hit on 17 just when he’s thrown down $100.

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

I just rolled my eyes right out of my head

Goose Gossage: (has aneurysm)

Did Piazza end his speech with jamming a giant horse needle in his ass?

Man, when Pearce finds out about this, he’s gonna be

+46R

Even worse, the contract is denominated in British Pounds.

Go fuck yourself, too.

Everybody hates Trump, so it’s not really a slant. Just like they would report that water is wet, they’ll report that Trump is bankrupt and has tiny hands.

And he still won’t have finished the sixth volume of A Song of Ice and Fire.

As a European leftwinger Im exstremely conflicted about this, on one hand the democratic tendencies of the Turkish military is overestimated, on the other I firmly believe Erdogans authoritarian tendencies is underestimated.

You must be new around here.

Dipshits, c.2006: “(Black) athletes are role models. They need to start acting like it. smdh”

I’m sure Billy will chose the most reasonable amongst them all.