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Maybe don’t park in the friggin median.

If your first reaction is “Grow up” then you are missing the point. Here is an opportunity for you to step in and reassure the folks who frequent this site that while you are losing two unique voices, you have many more that are committed to continue on the tradition of what made Jalopnik great: unique and irreverent

How many G/O sites have seen their entire staff go by now? Deadspin and The AV Club were the highly publicized ones, but the turnover since Jimothy Herbguy took over has been staggering. It’s hard to follow where all of my favorite writers have went over the years, but every time I find one I like I wonder how long

No one will admit to it, but I assume their leaving is due to their active refusal to use slideshows.

“Millions of people read this site”

Better yet:

Yeah... this is the last straw for Jalopnik on my daily visit radar.

I got straight up shadow banned on Kotaku for cracking a joke one of the new writers didn’t like. This after being an active ungreyed commentor on every Gawker blog for years.

It’s not just David and Jason leaving man. It’s the broken comments system. It’s the constant listicles. It’s the lack of proof reading, the lazy reprints/links to other outlet’s articles, the ill advised hot takes like the “It’s okay people are robbing trains because they lost their jobs” article from a few weeks

Oh... I, uh, don’t know if I’ll still come around anymore much after this.

Mississippi is hands down the most blatantly racist state in the Union.

And...they are fucking videogames and now he will be placed in prison with people who have done actual damaging crimes. NO ONE at Nintendo starved or died because of this.

How’s the boot taste?

Financial restitution is a perfectly fine way of providing that.

I don’t know what to say here. I know we’ve made light of this whole thing because of the dude’s name, but it sure seems excessive that he’s losing three years of his life due to selling video game modchips.

That at least involves consent by the user. I never consented to walking or driving around this half-assed AI tech.

Unless you are personally asked by someone, you should just NEVER (EVER, and I mean fucking EVER) comment on: their body, their relationship, their hair, their clothes ... basically anything.

Yeah, people who glom onto conspiracy bullshit are generally just waiting for hard science to pierce the veil.

Not defending the choice of these turds in any way but consider that these trucks are basically doing stop and go every 60-80 ft in an urban neighborhood and I can completely understand how the mileage is going to be complete crap. I expect that if you did this drive cycle in a Honda Fit you would get crap mileage as

I’m pretty much only here for Erin, Elizabeth and Torch at this point.