Miata is always the answer.

Always quick with an uncannily appropriate photo.

Check this riff it’s fuckin tasty!

This is good Jalopnik.

Just look at my avatar... I want this even though I know what’s coming next.

That dash didn’t have enough room for buttons so the put a bunch right on the seat.

That changed on Monday; the rules were modified to allow remote notarization.

Mr. Torch: You are the best Jalop. I hope you are doing well during these strange days. Your blending of artistic style, Volkswagens, retro consoles and PCs, and other errata form a heady Jaloptastic brew.  Jalopnik needs more of your ilk.

It’s the unsavory blend of herbs.

Like keleven.

Pinkerton has always been their best.

No, it’s the southerner’s version of saying “Fuck!”

Pennsylvania requires a notarized signature on some documents, which requires a licensed notary to witness the signature in-person.

My lease ends June 30th, I gotta do something.

I like this approach.

A clean Mk2 without the seatbelts attached to the doors?  Reluctant NP.

Now it’s up to $60.

Fun Fact: The Black Bat’s dragon companions actually had names:

Seconded, who are these authors?  Is it because Blackstock left, or because of NYC lockdown?

The survivors.